The Cake Is A Lie

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I don’t know what it says about me…

…but the first thing I noticed in the new photo Twittered by one of Charlie Sheen’s porn star friends was that we have the same coffee table—not the giant vagina in the foreground.  I know what it says about Sheen, though—he’ll spend thousands of dollars on escorts and cocaine, but he gets his furniture at Ikea.

Posted on Thursday, January 27 2011.
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